How to change the world by parking like a sane person

I have odd thoughts on the school run at times: I might think about what to make for dinner or I maybe contemplate a future where I walk down a different road than this one.

Today, I thought about how much better the world would be if people parked as if they actually cared about others. And then I thought: Wow, this may actually work.

You see ever since that election there in that USA, I have been contemplating on how to change the world, and how we probably won’t because “activism” is kind of a scary concept for many of us. It’s huge and overwhelming and “OMG where do I even begin”. Activism can also be very judgey because you may not activist enough for some who have been activists for years (I’ll tell you that joining a political party in 2015 opened my eyes in ways I did not expect). So many of us, including myself, don’t get involved.

But here is something that everyone can do and if more of us did it, the world would change beyond recognition: You can try to be the nicest version of yourself and give a thought of how you can improve the world around you just a little.

And parking is such a thing. Parking on double yellows just because you quickly need to dash into the chemist to get something. Parking as close as possible to school because you are late and heck, so what if the car is on corner, surely the parent with their pushchair find another place to cross the road. Using the parent and child spot despite the fact that your child is closer to university age than toddler years because heck, you are tired and you want to be close to the shop.

All these are signs of our collective “I don’t give a damn about others” attitude. Let’s get the parking under control and take it from there. Once you park like you actually care about your fellow humans, you may take your trolley back to where you found it. You may choose to bring your own bags to the supermarket. You may actually start to recycle or recycle more. Maybe you don’t even buy the trash in the first place.

I think parking within the law might be the start of the slow revolution. Let’s all do it and see where it takes us.

I guess what I am trying to say: Be kind to folks and creatures. That’s where it starts.

Thoughts and words

The US presidential elections are over and like so many of the people I know it felt like a stab in the back. It’s not that I had not seen it coming, after all my husband for one was like the Oracle of Delphi once more (I wish he predicted lottery numbers with equal accuracy) and said for months, that Trump would win. I guess I am a “hoper” (I know this is not a word, but I don’t care) and so I hoped that it would not be Trump. In fact when the stories came out about his sexual assault on women, I thought, that this would surely do it, because after all, we are all decent people who would not have someone like that in charge of the most powerful country in the world. Surely not, right? Oh Melanie, you have learnt nothing.

I feel at the moment as if I am stumbling through my days discovering all the things I don’t know. I don’t know how to politically engage anyone. I don’t know the right words to express how I feel and I don’t know how to go beyond the fear of meaning well but saying it wrong. I don’t know how to make a change and how to be involved in things that make a difference. I don’t know what a first step would be and how to take that step and then the next one. I don’t know who to take these steps with. Alone, forcing myself along by sheer willpower, all the way fearing that it is just not enough? I don’t know what to do with my anger at the political establishment, my anger with those that resort to conspiracy theories to explain the world, the anger with those that patronise me and my views, my anger that as a woman in 2016, I am still scared to walk any distance when it’s dark. All of these and more. And the only thing I know for certain is that I know nothing anymore.

And the thing is that when you know nothing, it’s so hard to find the words. The words that would do justice to the way I am feeling. The words that could explain all the million things that go on in my head. The words that could give comfort not just to myself but to someone else too. The words that would not be wrong because being on the left end of the political spectrum sadly often means that your harshest critics are your “comrades” who will shout you down for using a wrong phrase. The truth is that I no longer have anything to say. It’s as simple as that. It’s comforting and scary at the same time. Comforting because when we take the words away the silence can seem so blissful, finally everything has gone quiet. Shshhh. Yet it’s scary because if people like me no longer say anything where will it go and who will be the people that fill the silence.

And then, suddenly, a revolutionary thought occurred to me: I don’t want to be part of the fury anymore. Fury achieves nothing. I may the only person who feels that way, but I know that when I am angry, I don’t achieve anything. I am just angry. Quite often when I am angry at the world, I don’t even manage to make myself a decent lunch. Yes, I have opinions and reactions to events that happen all over the world, but I shall try and no longer trust my opinions and reactions, ignore the lurch in my stomach and simply sit with it for a moment and try not to get angry. or even furious. Who knows, maybe this will lead to knowing things again. I might even find some words to talk about things again. I shall report back.

 

My little Brexit world

img_1383The 24th of June was my husband’s 40th birthday, but it will be more remembered as the day my life changed due to the Brexit vote.

I am German and have lived in the UK since 2003. I am married to a British Citizen, have a child, work as a freelancer, pay my taxes, I am active in my local community. I consider myself as fully integrated in this society. My English is often better these days than my German, the fate of many like me. Phone calls with German friends and family often feature me groping for words out of thin air “How do we say this again…”

I live my life in English, but for how much longer, no one knows.

When I moved to the UK in 2003, I did that without thinking twice about it. I had just turned 30, been offered a great job in Birmingham and so I went for it. After all, as a European, it is my right to live and work in any of the EU member states. My English was decent; my skills were wanted. Never for one moment, did I consider that this was a potentially risky thing to do. I simply did not think that the UK would leave the Union and that my position in this country would one day have a giant question mark attached to it.

I did not think about long-term consequences of marrying a British citizen, having a child that would be British from birth, while I am still German if Britain ever left the EU. Or what it would mean buying a house and having a mortgage in a country that might leave the EU one day. At times, I wonder if I have just been naïve, but in reality, I know that no one could have predicted this. Yet, since the 24th of June, I feel like a child caught up in a messy divorce. Well, I am caught up in a messy divorce, the divorce of the UK with the EU.

Like many of my European friends living in the UK, we feel that our lives have been suspended. How can we plan for the future? Is it too risky to buy a new house right now? Well yes, it is. Looking at secondary schools for my Year 5 daughter feels at times a bit silly, because I have no idea what will happen to me and by extension to us as a family. Will we be able to live in the UK? Under what conditions? What hoops will we have to jump through? Will they require me to do a medical? A brain check? Make me walk a straight line? Am I the right kind of foreigner? With the right kind of job? Is my husband’s job deemed good enough to support me? What if he loses his job? What if he gets ill or – God forbid – dies?

The rhetoric of politicians scares me. I admit that speeches made by Theresa May, Amber Rudd and Liam Foxx have done nothing to make me feel better about the situation. To them, I am a nuisance. I cost them votes, because British elections – so it seems – are now won over who deals most efficiently with that “foreigner question”. And there is no doubt that I am a foreigner. My English as good as it is, will always sport an accent. Makes me identifiable that I am not from “around here”.

My friends assure me that all will be well in the end. “And if not, we hide you in the cellar.” And then we laugh, but inside I feel like crying because I cannot believe that we are actually saying stuff like this. In my country, we hid people in cellars during the time of the Third Reich. I am laughing with them, but really, I want to curl up somewhere and just forget about it for a while.

I cannot forget though. I try to find answers, but no one has them. The politicians, who could give assurance, give more speeches. And every day, I feel more like I am a pawn in a game for which everyone seems to have a different understanding of the rules. Nothing is fact. Everything is fiction.

I am sharing articles on social media that are all just speculation. I know that, but it makes me feel better for a second or two. Some speak of hope; others make me despair. The rhetoric is clearly fascist and no one seems to care. Well some do, but no one listens to them.

Other friends say: “Just apply for British citizenship.” As if it is that easy, like something you pick up during your weekly shop. Milk, bread and some British citizenship. I never considered myself to be attached to my German citizenship, but suddenly I am. In the event of a hard Brexit and me having a dual nationality, there is a risk that I might have to choose between being German or being British. Again no one can give any guarantees, this might not happen, this might just be one of those things that will be sorted considering how many of us this will actually affect. But no one knows for certain. I feel, I cannot be naïve about this, not this time. I was naïve when I moved to the UK, I learnt my lesson. Naturally, there is also the fact that even if I did apply to become a British citizen, there are no guarantees, they would actually have me. They would take my money (and it is a lot of money), but they may just turn around and say: No thank you, Mrs Martin, we don’t actually think you are a good fit, but we gladly keep your grand for the pleasure of looking at your application. Now, sod off.

This morning, I felt paralysed, when I considered that this current state of limbo might well continue for 3 years. 3 years of enduring political rhetoric. 3 years of not knowing what will happen. When I said to an EU friend that we are facing three years of uncertainty, she said: Mel, you are such an optimist.

I have no idea where to go instead though, because the UK is now my home. Ever since I read Enid Blyton as a little kid, I wanted to live in the UK. I have not made my home here by accident, but by design. My husband does not speak German or rather, he does speak it a bit but not well enough to work in Germany. So only an English speaking country would do, but immigration is a problem everywhere, who would have us? The answer is simple: No one. I looked into emigrating to Canada or New Zealand, but I admit that I am like someone who has just been hurt in a relationship. I cannot consider another relationship; I need to heel first. And I don’t want to find that we are in a similar situation a few years down the line.

Yet, I have days, where it feels like a dangerous move to stay put. Only time will tell.